3Movs

Let’s check out 3 Movs! It seems like every five minutes there’s a new porn tube site put up on the internet. I watch a shit ton of porn in order to write these reviews, and I can’t even keep up. Porn tubes and porn aggregators seem to be the most popular kind of porn site these days, since the model became popular in the early 2000s, and for good reason. I don’t know about you, but I’ll take an endless selection of easily accessible porn videos over trying to sift through thousands of pics on a forum or an image database any day.

With so many porn tubes to choose from (and more cropping up every single day), it can be hard to come to a decision on which ones to frequent. I think it’s good to have a few go-to sites and cycle through them when one starts to feel a bit stale. Plus, they all seem to have slight differences with respect to what types of content they tend to favor. And, of course, there are hundreds of shitty porn tube sites out there and only a few truly exceptional ones.

How can you tell a shitty porn tube from a quality one? Well, I’m not just going to give out my formula. I gotta keep you coming back to theporndude.com to read my reviews. If I just gave you a checklist, why would you bother? But, that’s okay, I don’t mind doing the work for you, so that you can get to fapping worry-free. I am more than happy to save you some time (so long as it means that I keep getting paid to watch porn … ah, what a life).

High-Resolution Fuck Fest

That being said, today we will be looking at the porn tube site known as 3movs.com. Launched in 2004, 3 Movs rips clips and videos from high-quality studios and puts in extra work to ensure that the videos don’t lose their quality in the ripping process. I’m not to privy to the technical aspects of what goes into this, so I’ll let the people of 3movs explain their process in their own words: “…we rip most part of our videos ourselves and encode them with H.264 HD codec, so you will not find here shitty quality FLV videos with low resolution.”

Yeah, I have no idea what that means. But, at the very least, I can gather that they take some sort of measure to ensure that there is no sacrifice of video quality. Not all tube sites can say the same, that’s for damn sure. I am always appreciative of a website that goes out of their way to bring users a quality product. So, good for you, 3movs, whatever the fuck that fancy jargon actually means.

On their home page, they go on to let you know that their motto is “What you see is what you get.” “What does that mean?” they go on, “That means that you will never see headline image not even exist in the scene. If we show you an image of a girl having sex in anal cowgirl position then you can be 100% sure that you will see that in the video too.”

This is also a breath of fresh air, as it is always pretty fucking annoying (and, frankly, lazy) when you see videos on tube or aggregator sites that are clearly inaccurately labeled. Or, even worse, sometimes they’ll send you down a rabbit hole of aggregator after aggregator until your eyes bleed and your boner is gone (looks sus of copyright infrigement). All porn sites should strive to be this honest and straightforward.

With 30-40 new videos added every day, 3 Movs has a massive archive of videos to choose from. And their all crystal clear. You could spend hours on this site, clicking through page after page after page, and chances are you’ll cum before you’d even start to get bored. You can already tell how massive the database is from the moment you land on the home page.

Tons of Content, Cool Bonus Features

Immediately you have somewhere around 100 thumbnails to choose from. And that’s just the first page. The thumbnails are organized, separated into sections. Scroll through and check out “today’s featured porn videos,” three free daily movies, “xxx videos being watched right now,” or browse the categories thumbnail gallery down near the bottom of the page. Below that you will find a list of 3mov’s recommended sites as well.

Let’s move back to the top of the home page for a moment, though. Up above everything else, you’ll find a large banner with the 3mov’s logo in front of a gray background. In addition to a search bar, you have a menu, allowing you to choose between “Home,” “Videos,” “Categories,” “Porn Stars,” “Community,” and “Live Sex.”

Their “Porn Stars” section is a truly impressive database of every porn star featured on the site (and there are hundreds of them). Unlike other sites, though, 3mov’s has gone through the trouble to provide you with, not only the videos in which they star, but stats and a bio for each one as well. Learn more about your favorite 18+ girls before or after you spend some quality time with them.

I can’t believe how much information they’ve gathered (they even list date of birth, home town, zodiac sign, and whether or not her tits are real). Some bios are less complete than others, but this is to be expected. If information is missing, 3movs directly acknowledges it and remind you that they hard at work, updating the girls’ bios every day.

Clicking on “Community” will allow you to browse 3mov’s user profiles. You know, lots of porn sites are embracing social media features these days, but not all of them are doing it right. Xhamster and Porn Hub seem to have it figured out, but there are plenty of sites that I’ve seen recently with social media features that look like they could have been developed in 1999. 3mov’s, however, seems to be one of the sites who are doing it right.

First of all, users can upload photos and videos, which is great (and probably a given). They can create playlists and vote and comment on each other’s … also cool. Each user has his or her own profile that you can visit and view any photos or videos that he or she has uploaded … great. You can also see what videos users have liked and recently viewed … sweet.

Finally, in addition to seeing the person’s stats and maybe a short bio, you can add them as a friend or send them a message. All pretty basic stuff, I suppose, but it’s nice to see that the features are all nicely designed and easy to use. Plus, the ratio (although still extremely imbalanced, as is to be expected) between women to men is better than what I’ve seen elsewhere. I believe there was somewhere around 1,500 female users, to around 4,000 males. Still way more dudes, but I’ve been to sites before where there were almost triple the amount of dudes to women. So, this is a win in my eyes.

So, What About the Porn?

Okay, okay, cool, 3mov’s has a nice social media component to it. But what about the actual porn? It is a porn site, after all. Well, as I mentioned earlier, the video quality is insane. Much better, actually, than most tube porn sites. So, I give 3mov’s a lot of credit in that department. However, the videos are so short. I don’t mean, like, ‘ugh, they only gave me a ten-minute excerpt of this Brazzers video’ short; I mean, like, holy fuck, these videos are really only two or three minutes long.

This might be fine for all of you one-minute men out there. But I need something a little lengthier than that if I’m actually gonna have any shot at getting off. What the fuck am I going to accomplish in two minutes? Maybe, just maybe I’ll be able to get a little precum flowing, get myself nice and excited. But then, by the time I’m good to go and really get into the bulk of the fapping, I have to go find another fucking two-minute clip? Are you kidding me? Who the fuck are these clips made for, dudes who have never seen a tit before and will cum at first sight?

Maybe that’s what the “3” in 3movs stands for—3 minutes or less. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but I think this is bullshit. Couple this with the fact that 3movs has plenty of annoying, in your face ads (many of which prominently feature penises, making the ad that much more annoying) and I am not a happy fapper.

Overall, if you’re looking for high quality video clips and you want a decent spot to interact with other porn addicts from all over the world, give 3movs a shot. At the very least, they do have very high-quality videos, and a lot of them. Me, on the other hand, I might try their cam site out, see what that looks like. Happy fapping, fuckers!